The Aztexan

Congratulations to the Aztex on their dramatic 1-0 win yesterday over the New Orleans Shell Shockers! The game was great, but I realized that it raised more questions than it answered. So last night I locked myself in a nice, dark, air-conditioned room with my trusty Magic 8-Ball, to get some answers.

Did the New Orleans Shell Shockers make any attacks at all?

My sources say no

Will I ever forget sunscreen at a mid-day soccer game in Texas again?

Very doubtful

Will the Austin Aztex U23s ever lose?

Better not tell you now

Will there be any games that are hotter than that?

You may rely on it

Is there anything in the Bush's sweet tea besides sugar and ice?

My sources say no

Will the Tilted Kilt's free-appetizer tickets ever have the team name on the back spelled correctly? Or the right team, for that matter?

Don't count on it

Did the New Orleans coach get the Oscar nomination — "Best Over-actor On A Sideline" — he was apparently hoping for in the last 15 minutes of the match?

Most likely

Who covered the mouth of the New Orleans goals with the plastic wrap that made Austin's shots bounce around inside the frame but not go in?

Ask again later

Who will Austin's U.S. Open Cup opponent be?

Cannot predict now

Could BigSoccer.com have possibly chosen a worse time to be down for maintenance?

My reply is no

Do we really have to wait 2 more weeks before the next home game?

As I see it, yes

Labels: gameday, U-23